Its hard to come up with a first sentence for this review, but it would certainly include the word 'obsolete' and the phrase 'since 1995'. If one were to think aloud, "Wow, is this the product of some occupational therapy program for people with severe head injuries?", one would feel promptly compelled to apologize, in mass, to every occupational therapy program created for severly brain injured people. It is indeed remarkable that any business would even sell this game. It appears that at least 99% of the budget for creating this game went into the very misleading opening video. It would be irresponsible to suggest that even .1% of the thought extended on this game went into the game its self. The only people to whom I would recommend this game are scientists interested in proving that apes are capable of rudimentary problem solving. I would, however, warn such scientists that if boredom is known to cause crankiness in your research primates, you should be very careful while they play this game. They might actually act on that repressed instinct to kill you. If you decide to give this game to somebody you hate, be advised that doing so will likely be a point of no return-- any chance of righting the relationship will be destroyed. Other than that, I give this game a resounding thumbs down.